The Tiger Woods Blueprint: Men Cheat Ugly, Women Cheat Handsome

Posted on 18. Dec, 2009 by Broadband in Life and Style, Men & Women

“That’s high school making me chase you around for months/
Have an affair act like an adult for once“- Jay-Z

Before I even start let me get these major points out of the way before I get barraged with verbal abuse

1. Not under any circumstance do I embrace the act of cheating or adultery

2. This is not a generalisation of all men and women, not everybody cheats

3. Women can cheat ugly and men can cheat Beautiful…wait that sounds bad

4. Beauty is subject to opinion

“Within the space of two weeks, no less than 12 women have been speculated or come forward with claims that they have slept with Tiger Woods, most of them deemed unattractive by those who have seen pictures, especially in comparison to his wife”

And I was most certainly one of those…

First of all stupidity aside, there’s a number of reasons why Tiger could have cheated, after all we don’t know the ins and outs of their relationship. What baffled me however was the poor selection of women he chose; say what you want but a lot of those women were NOT attractive, Stevie Wonder could see that. A clean cut person like himself is capable of attracting better.

Then it dawned on me, concrete observation and not to mention a plethora of “stars” (Wayne Rooney, Shaquille O’Neal, Ashley Cole etc) showed me that of the men that have cheated on their Mrs, the majority had done it with some suspect women. Could I go as far to say Men Cheat Ugly?

Speaking to a number of guys on the Pbleepd team the general consensus was that men rather cheated for ugly reasons than actually cheated with ugly women. Eddie Murphy once said “Men must find and conquer as much p***y as he can get”, in a nutshell he showcased the ugly reasons for many a man’s methods for cheating….Sex!

Men are constantly fighting a battle with their hormonal and testosterone levels, as they continuously crave sexual variety. It is easy to fight these off and actually commit to stemming the craving by spicing things up with the Mrs. However with women being a worldly aphrodisiac and having the varied ability to cater to the egos of men; it becomes difficult for many guys to ignore.

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Rather than having the emotion involved, sex becomes a fix for the needs of the male species and arguably thinking with their balls rather than their minds, puts them in the position of cheating ugly. It’s from here that we can say that men may not cheat with ugly women but it’s more than likely the women are less attractive as the reason for cheating is narrowed down to the needs of sex.

Sex has no boundaries…..but women do.

Ah Yes, the women, if men cheat ugly women have to cheat handsome right? Yes and No. With the majority of women who have cheated their reasons usually surround both mental and physical reasons. Sex is an issue but rarely on its own, they seek an upgrade.

Women tend to have a holistic review when it comes to this junction in a relationship, they can feel unsupported emotionally, financially and want to feel whole through conversation. So who do they go for? The dude that caters to their egos emotions.

They want to feel wanted and looked after so they cheat handsome; maybe 6 times out of 10 the guy is better looking than their current man. Yet speaking to some female friends there seems to be a growing number of women looking for what’s in his pocket too.

Power and Status still plays a pivotal role in society so we shouldn’t find it strange that women are capable of cheating on men with guys who can look after them handsomely. Or should we?

Why do men get the short end of the stick for cheating whereas women get a bly for being emotionally attached? If anything the addition of mental and financial aspects makes her cheating far worse as she is seeking a replacement rather than filling a void.

I’m just saying…

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Bottom line is cheating ugly or cheating handsome, cheating up or cheating down…Cheating is Cheating. Every single one of us are prone to mistakes and may have or may have not delved into the realms of the local supermarket and put our hands in the cookie jar.

Best advice I can give is break-up, seek councilling or cheat on your partner WITH your partner.

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