Seven Things a Girl should NEVER say to a GUY

Posted on 06. Apr, 2010 by admin in Life and Style, Men & Women

If You Really Like/Love Me You Would…

Ladies, ladies, ladies try to understand that men do not like to be pressured into making decisions especially if the initial feeling is that it doesn’t benefit them. Call us selfish but we base our course of action on self-contentment even if we are benefitting others. By blurting out such sentences you are sending an unofficial ultimatum and fishing for assurance in a very annoying manner (emphasis on the “very”…and “annoying”).

You may argue and say it is a way of measuring his seriousness or sincerity towards your relationship but we will not be fooled, you are craving further attention and want to be satisfied individually rather than collectively. Let’s switch the tables and hear him say “If You Really Like/Love Me You Would pay for…” …notice the sentence wasn’t complete as the man would now be seeing the back of you as you walk off. Bottom line is there are better ways of telling him that you want more attention to detail and this along with the next example is NOT one of them….

Where Is This Going?

You may notice when you say this to a guy there is a sufficient pause and pupil dilation…now to you this looks like a reaction of fear but what you fail to realise is that it is merely the window of opportunity for the guy to say “Oh God, Here We Go” in his head, only the brave proceed to say it out loud.

Why do you need to ask this question?

You have catapulted yourself into a situation/relationship already knowing what it was defined as but now all of a sudden you want to change the dynamic. If you are indeed this girl, STOP IT! Now I sympathise with those who were given the impression via the guy that their situation could/would blossom, if he has failed to live up to that promise then by all means ask (at the right time). Yet to the many who dreamt up this impression the answers you’re looking for should be found through wording the question a little differently. “Do you see us progressing?” “Do we have a future?” YES…”Where is this going?” NO!

You’re like a brother to me

This of course only applies to a guy who is trying to get with a girl. As picked up on the article “Just A Friend” the moment an interested guy hears a girl call him a “friend” or “brother”, this echo resonates in his head more annoying than any webuyanycar.com or gocompare.com advert combined. There are so many phases of wrong in this sentence that it’s hard to keep a straight face.

Phase 1: You’re Like – You have already made comparisons with somebody else, meaning he hasn’t stood out as a candidate for you

What You Talking About Woman?

Phase 2: A Brother/Friend – A friend outlines the prospect of having relations with him as being awkward, A brother outlines the prospect of having relations with him as being incest….thats cold!

Phase 3: To Me – This rounds everything off as you are highlighting the person he is interested in…. you. He has no chance

I have slept with 10+

Oooo controversial, So what!?! Double Standards are a man’s best friend, as the clichéd experience goes, if a man sleeps with multiple women he’s considered an alpha male, if a woman sleeps with multiple men she’s considered a….

Which is why you should NEVER tell a man you have slept with 10+ unless he is adamant on knowing and/or accepting. We are prone to basing current matter on past events and telling many men a double digit could send him into the paranoia or defensive zone.

Ideally men would prefer under 10 but ideals went out the window a long time ago along with Floppy disks and Ja Rule’s career, so all is not lost.

My Ex/Your Ex...

Unless he asks you about them DO NOT initiate or encourage conversation with your ex as a topic. The mere mention of the ex sends a shockwave of questions in head…Why are you bringing him up? Are you over him? Are you making comparisons? If he hasn’t prompted you to feature the ex in this oral presentation then keep those slides to yourself, infact delete them and send them to your recycle bin.

When it comes to talking about his ex, if he isn’t comfortable don’t persist it. His uncomfortability will only put him off and say things he doesn’t need to bring up which will leave YOU paranoid.

We Need To Talk?

…………….NO!!!!

None For You Tonight…

For some reason, in relation to sex this is worse than you saying “You’re finished already?” “I faked it” and that same line after you’ve both finished and are lying down “what are you thinking about?”. You haven’t even give him a chance to fail therefore given you ammunition to puncture his ego. To deny a guy sex is to deny his masculinity, his empowerment and his pride. HOW DARE YOU!!?!

This is a catch 22 for girls as she can use this as a control mechanism as she has something that he wants..HOWEVER this could send the dude over the edge and if he is denied the physical aspect of the relationship it is likely he will receive it elsewhere. As a result the next time you try to control him he could do the Corey Holcomb Formula

She Says: None For You Tonight!
He Says: None FROM YOU Tonight *Mumbles* I’ve got a little honey across the street

ANY MORE TO ADD?

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