Throwback Article: Are You Serious? - Part II

Posted on 06. Sep, 2009 by G.Anaman in Life and Style

‘‘Who do you think you are?’’, ‘‘How do you know if a girl is serious or not?’’, ‘‘Why do girls only seem to want a guy with money and status?’’ These are just some of the questions I have been asked since writing part one of this article.

To answer the first and most irrelevant of these questions, I am G.Anaman, a guy who sees and says things how he perceives them to be. Now that’s out of the way, let’s consider a guys approach to girls. A friend of mine told me that he approaches every girl he has an interest in with the presumption that they are innocent until proven guilty.

In other words, that they are serious girls until they prove themselves to be loose or hoes. I will tell you exactly as I told him…that is absolute nonsense! You cannot approach girls with that frame of mind because to presume that all girls are innocent until proven guilty is to presume that all girls are potentially wifey material and that is extremely naive. Like I said before, 80% of girls are loose or hoes.

The vast majority of that 80% believe themselves to be wifey material and as a result try to portray themselves as such. If you approach girls who do this with the same frame of mind that my friend has when he approaches girls then you are going to find yourself having big problems. When the girl is portraying herself to be innocent and you presume that she is, you will be quick to jump into a relationship with her. However we are all human beings and eventually our true colours will always show.

As a man it would be tragic if you presumed a girl to be serious, jumped into a relationship with her but then during this relationship she shows herself to be the loose and unserious girl that she is. This is exactly what is very likely to happen if you presume all girls to be innocent and this is exactly how a lot of men get their hearts broken or realise in the words of Eddie Murphy that ‘‘hey I only got some ordinary crackers!’’

Many girls will be outraged with my statistic that 80% of girls are loose or hoes (probably because they fall within that 80%) but to be honest I was sugar coating the truth since in actual fact it’s really 90%! Maybe it would be clearer for all to understand this statistic if I clarify what makes a girl loose or a hoe. A hoe is a girl who seems to just bang a guy for the sake of banging and not due to any serious attraction or anything like that.

Those of you girls who have been batteried in the past will no exactly what I’m talking about. Some guys even consider girls who are extremely loose to be hoes as well. An example being girls who have been through a whole group of friends or are just renowned in their area for lashing or giving head to a large percentage of the males who reside there.

It’s funny because some hoes are renowned in ends that they don’t even live in. I’ve even been pre-warned by my boys before that when I see certain girls I should move to them because I will definitely bang or get head. Typically, a loose girl is a girl who links and lashes. In other words it is not a necessity that they be in a relationship with a guy before they will have sex with him. If a girl does this she is loose because the guy and the girl are not exclusive to each other and can in actual fact see and lash whichever other person that they feel to. And girls, limiting your number of how many guys you will link and lash at one time does not mean that you are not loose.

All this means is that you are conscious about how loose you actually are and are weary about coming into that hoe category. The thing about this definition of loose is that as the percentage suggests, nearly all girls do it. In fact as one of my friends suggested, being loose can be considered normal since normal can be described as what the majority does. I’m a bit of a gambling man and to be honest, the odds seem stacked against guys looking for someone special. It would seem reasonable to suggest from the stats that it is very likely that most guys will end up wifeying a loose girl but hey, as my friend said, ‘‘they’re normal’’ right?

And it’s much worse than you think! If 90% of girls are loose then only 1 in 10 girls can be serious and potentially wifey material. But guys, lets not deceive ourselves for even a second. At best, 4 (or perhaps 5) out of 10 girls are decent looking; 3 out of 10 are good looking and 1 (or maybe 2) out of 10 are very good looking. Unlike girls, us guys, we don’t deceive ourselves for we know full well that looks count for 60% (at worst 55%) so aside from the seriousness of the girl, the better looking the girl the more we are interested.

So if in the best case scenario, 1 in 10 girls are serious but only 2 in 10 are actually very good looking, then that realistically means that only about 1 in 50 will be very good looking and not loose. Now this seems very disappointing and your first reaction will be to disregard this statistic but when I asked a number of random guys how many serious girls they knew that have never and would never lash unless they were in a relationship, they could only name at best 4 or 5.

The next question I asked was how many of these were actually good looking to the point where u would be proud to call them your wifey. Some said none, a few said 2 but the majority said, ‘‘1 but she’s taken’’. Of course a lot of our strict Christian brethren will be able to name considerably more but then they won’t lash until the ring is on the finger and that’s a whole different ball game!

My advice to guys is simple…do not play the good guy and treat every girl as loose/hoe until proven otherwise. At least that way you can be as sure as you will ever be when she proves her innocence and shows that she is serious and can be wified.

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