Why you should never date a dude that is into finance

Posted on 24. Nov, 2009 by admin in Finance & Investments, Life and Style

Is this a BB messenger conversation you can relate too?

Mr X BB messages: There is definitely a shortage of luxury commodities

Mr Y BB messages: Tell me about it. What about the commodity from the emerging market; Brazil

Mr X BB messages: Insider info tells me that irrational investors inflated the value based on speculation. Yet an Audi TT and “Two Can Play that Game” burst that bubble.

Mr Y BB messages: Cor Blimey

Mr X BB messages: The majority shareholder boasted about his investment and high returns in the short run but the idiot didn’t do his homework. Always examine the political risk, my son

Mr Y BB messages: What he had no idea that the parent company was based in a high risk area? Harlesden, and the company was the youngest of the 5 subsidiary companies. And they have been in more scandals than Enron

Mr X BB messages: I know I should slap him with the FT, in fact that’s the problem he was focusing too much on that company’s FT. No FSA or Sarbanes Oxley act could save his dumb ass from looking like Woolworths

Mr Y BB messages: lol. Mate, to the left to the left

Mr X BB messages: Crikey, murder on the trading floor!!! Now that’s marketing at its finest

Mr Y BB messages: That Company has more assets than Exxon Mobile. I would make that corporation think I invented Exxon campus

Mr X BB messages: Cheesy prick, that corporation must have increased the price of Applebottom Jeans and Coca Cola

Mr Y BB messages: LMAO

Mr Y BB messages: I can see that from here and I am 6 rows behind. Make a bid!!!

Mr X BB messages: Um…ur, I need time to observe this scarce resource

Mr Y BB messages: Stop being risk averse

Mr X BB messages: Who me, your having a laugh. Give us a minute

3 MINUTES LATER

Mr Y BB messages: Negotiations look strong

Mr X BB messages: Yeah, but the opportunity cost is too high

Mr Y BB messages: Why

Mr X BB messages: Has an I-Phone, plus the concern conflicts with other business interest

Mr Y BB messages: KMT

Mr X BB messages: What time does the market does the market open?

Mr Y BB messages: What you should know that its 22:00 but the barrier for entry is way too high. Like a score, Don P and Z3 and you’re still asking yourself AYGBT

Mr Y BB messages: Besides aren’t you looking for long term investments? In a market full of short sellers with low interest rates and strong fiscal (physical) policies you ain’t got a chance mate, your portfolio needs weight

Mr X BB messages: Speak for yourself. You need to stop looking at other investors and worry about the commodities. Plus, I’m done with long term investments and I ain’t a fan of Keynesian and Kanyesian economics is a college dropout’s theory and I want a degree not a heartbreak scene

BELL: RING RING

Mr X BB messages: Two hour lectures just fly by these days

Mr Y BB messages: Tell me about it but I’ll catch you at the 16:00 financial reporting lecture

Mr X BB messages: Take care ol’ boy

By CGA (Coolest Geek Alive)